itseemsoutofcontext:

guys

the accents

Guys. My girlfriend is so mean. :( we do not have accents here.

generat0r:

Give me ;__;

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paintmyselfout:

this is what I always say

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thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

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phloxcitement:

I remember when I wondered if that was the same person   this came out.

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fatpeoplemakemehappy:

who decides what goes on the tumblr radar

like seriously

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thorhead:

mary had a little lamb

its heart was black as coal.

it crept into her room one night

and ate her fucking soul.

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